Offchild is my personal little corner of the internet, where I like to post images and links to things I've done. The name really means nothing, but I'm sure when I thought of it fifteen years ago, I thought it was super profound.

My name's Clifton. I dig yo-yo, indie rock, making people laugh until their insides hurt, and penguins. I swear I was into penguins long before they became the big Hollywood craze, but I'm sure others were into them before I was, so it balances out.

I just got back from Japan, and I'm already enjoying all the things I'd been missing for almost a year and a half: decent sandwiches, root beer, and much better weather. I can't say it wasn't fun, but I'm happy to be back.

If it matters, my hair now looks much cooler than it did when I took that picture.