Offchild is my personal little corner of the internet, where I like to post images and links to things I've done. The name really means nothing, but I'm sure when I thought of it fifteen years ago, I thought it was super profound.

My name's Clifton. I dig yo-yo, indie rock, making people laugh until their insides hurt, and penguins. I swear I was into penguins long before they became the big Hollywood craze, but I'm sure others were into them before I was, so it balances out.

I'm living in Japan this year, teaching English and meeting with amazing yo-yo players. But I can't wait to get back to a decent climate and a culture I can function properly in.